Amber Bean Coffee

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Specials

2016 Spring Special

2016 Spring Special

Save $3.50 on this special pairing! Order now! Really, what are you waiting for?

Spring is in the air, which means runny noses and watery eyes. And nothing goes with watery eyes like watery coffee, so enjoy 8oz of our Daily Grind beans (or 8oz of decaf Buzz Kill for wimps) with our popular Amber Bean Coffee pint glass. Save nearly 20%!

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Beanage

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Daily Grind

Some people have all the fun. If you’re not one of them, our Daily Grind is just right for you. Enjoy the flavor and aroma of drive-thru coffee in your own kitchenette. Always bitter, never smooth. Certainly not special. The perfect start to your day, if today will be just like yesterday, and the day before …
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Buzz Kill

We don’t understand why anyone would want to drink our coffee without enjoying a caffeine buzz. Based on the number of complaints we've received, it's apparent that people do. Buzz Kill decaf coffee tastes like our other coffees (pick one, any one), but the only thing that will keep you up at night is the heartburn.
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Average Joe

There's a barista making rich, robust coffee on every corner. So where can you get a plain cup of joe like grandma makes? Look no further. We yank our beans from the roaster just before their prime - while they’re still bland amber. Try Average Joe in your percolator or campfire coffeepot. You'll never taste a plainer cup of joe.
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Styro Blend

Styrofoam cups pollute the environment for hundreds of years. But the Styrofoam cup is perfect with a TV dinner on the couch on the front porch. Our Styro Blend coffee combines the tolerable flavor of Amber Bean Coffee with the foam-dissolving power of acetone*. Show you care about the environment – drink Styro Blend.
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Bean Counter

Tired of paying a small fortune for a pound of coffee? We feel your pain. Bean Counter was made for you. Buy as much or as little as you want. Bean Counter isn’t great coffee, but it’s cheap - 40 beans for a penny! As cheap as you are, that’s enough to make a perfect cup of slightly tinted hot water. Just the way you like it!
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T-Shirts

T-Shirt

T-Shirt

Our t-shirts shrink and wrinkle badly. No, Seriously ... they're a nice 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton with a double-needle neck, sleeves, and hem. These shirts will last as long as the bad breath you'll get from drinking our coffee.




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Mugs & Glassware

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Amber Bean Coffee Mug

Nothing makes Amber Bean Coffee taste more like Amber Bean Coffee than a mug that says Amber Bean Coffee. Thanks to our friends at Dialogs for sponsoring this mug.

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Amber Bean Coffee Pint Glass

Amber Bean Coffee on ice! It's less bitter - almost drinkable. Our pint glass has our logo on it so the whole office knows your poor taste in coffee.

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Police Tape

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Do Not Cross Police Tape

Wrap your co-worker's cubicle. It's both funny and annoying, which feels right to us. Large black type on yellow plastic film - just like crime scene investigators use. 25-ft roll. Style: Do Not Cross

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Coffee Overload Police Tape

Wrap your co-worker's cubicle. It's both funny and annoying, which feels right to us. Large black type on yellow plastic film - just like crime scene investigators use. 25-ft roll. Style: Coffee Overload

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Extremely Hot Police Tape

Wrap your co-worker's cubicle. It's both funny and annoying, which feels right to us. Large black type on yellow plastic film - just like crime scene investigators use. 25-ft roll. Style: Extremely Hot

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Gift Cards

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Elves Holiday Gift Card

This holiday season, give the gift that expresses your utter lack of taste. Our gift cards also work as ice scrapers, but not very well. Style: elves.

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Dog Gift Card

This winter, share your utter lack of taste. with friends and family. Our gift cards also work as an ice scraper, but not very well. Style: dog.

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