Specials
Beanage
Daily Grind
Some people have all the fun. If you’re not one of them, our Daily Grind is just right for you. Enjoy the flavor and aroma of drive-thru coffee in your own kitchenette. Always bitter, never smooth. Certainly not special. The perfect start to your day, if today will be just like yesterday, and the day before …
No, Seriously
Buzz Kill
We don’t understand why anyone would want to drink our coffee without enjoying a caffeine buzz. Based on the number of complaints we've received, it's apparent that people do. Buzz Kill decaf coffee tastes like our other coffees (pick one, any one), but the only thing that will keep you up at night is the heartburn.
No, Seriously
Average Joe
There's a barista making rich, robust coffee on every corner. So where can you get a plain cup of joe like grandma makes? Look no further. We yank our beans from the roaster just before their prime - while they’re still bland amber. Try Average Joe in your percolator or campfire coffeepot. You'll never taste a plainer cup of joe.
No, Seriously
Styro Blend
Styrofoam cups pollute the environment for hundreds of years. But the Styrofoam cup is perfect with a TV dinner on the couch on the front porch. Our Styro Blend coffee combines the tolerable flavor of Amber Bean Coffee with the foam-dissolving power of acetone*. Show you care about the environment – drink Styro Blend.
No, Seriously
Bean Counter
Tired of paying a small fortune for a pound of coffee? We feel your pain. Bean Counter was made for you. Buy as much or as little as you want. Bean Counter isn’t great coffee, but it’s cheap - 40 beans for a penny! As cheap as you are, that’s enough to make a perfect cup of slightly tinted hot water. Just the way you like it!
No, Seriously
T-Shirts
Mugs & Glassware
Amber Bean Coffee Mug
Nothing makes Amber Bean Coffee taste more like Amber Bean Coffee than a mug that says Amber Bean Coffee. Thanks to our friends at Dialogs for sponsoring this mug.
Amber Bean Coffee Pint Glass
Amber Bean Coffee on ice! It's less bitter - almost drinkable. Our pint glass has our logo on it so the whole office knows your poor taste in coffee.
Police Tape
Do Not Cross Police Tape
Wrap your co-worker's cubicle. It's both funny and annoying, which feels right to us. Large black type on yellow plastic film - just like crime scene investigators use. 25-ft roll. Style: Do Not Cross
Coffee Overload Police Tape
Wrap your co-worker's cubicle. It's both funny and annoying, which feels right to us. Large black type on yellow plastic film - just like crime scene investigators use. 25-ft roll. Style: Coffee Overload
Extremely Hot Police Tape
Wrap your co-worker's cubicle. It's both funny and annoying, which feels right to us. Large black type on yellow plastic film - just like crime scene investigators use. 25-ft roll. Style: Extremely Hot
Gift Cards
Elves Holiday Gift Card
This holiday season, give the gift that expresses your utter lack of taste. Our gift cards also work as ice scrapers, but not very well. Style: elves.
Dog Gift Card
This winter, share your utter lack of taste. with friends and family. Our gift cards also work as an ice scraper, but not very well. Style: dog.